Nobody The Blog

OH dear Google, you really went full evil, didn't you? Google the site that enslaved human kind, you genius bastards. You are the biggest search engine, biggest video and entertaining platform and you love fucking with those that love you. Since you surprised the world in 2006 by buying Youtube.com, grew bigger and stronger. You helped to revolutionize the internet and especially the video entertainment, you gave chances to those in need, those small but good enough to do what they love. In 2009 you launched Android and entered the smartphone business, which grew so big it outshines every OS there is for smartphones. A year later you launched Google +, a new social media platform which was too damn hard to understand for any human kind. In those years you also bought and raised, this...Blogger. A new way for people to write and express their thoughts and helped talented writers and photographers, painters and artists to show case their talents. But you wanted change in the last...

So you think you know what it means to be mad, to be out of the ordinary? Well then let me contradict you. "-You think small risks and taking silly photos means you're mad? Or special in any way? No...No you're not. You're nothing but some pathetic boy or girl with a smartphone and a silly pose somewhere in the middle of a random city. You think that, that's madness? You clueless, clueless bastard. Until you've seen what I've seen, you have no idea what being even crazy even means. Making all these grave words seem so ordinary, so cliche. Want to know something? It's because of your stupid little games, and all this bad acting of what you call your social life, filled with, butterflies and dreams and freedom. But, you are imprisoned in an illusion of choice, you pitiful being,  in a life you hate so much. So that the simple idea of madness makes you think you're free and that you have power and all the "normal" things, you'd hope to ...

Tonight chapter four will be up, so stay tuned for that. The Chapters will be expended to fifteen because it's more to talk and question in this world. Of course This kind of posts will go one but not as chapters but individual posts. The rest of the chapters will be released on this dates: Chapter Four: Temptation - 25.01 Chapter Five: Limits - 31.01 Chapter Six: Fair(ness) - 7.02 Chapter Seven: Questionable questing of questions - 14.02 Chapter Eight:  Rationality - 21.02 Chapter Nine: Knowledge -28.02 Chapter Ten: Warriors - 5.03 Chapter Eleven: Progress - 12.03 Chapter Twelve:  Technological Togetherness - 19.03 Chapter Thirteen: Socially Challenged -26.03 Chapter Fourteen: Intelligence - 2.04 Chapter Fifteen: A solution - 9.04 Two stories in the upcoming days: Madness - 26.01 Nobody - 28.01 And probably a rant or two also. Thanks for reading and meanwhile don't forget to revisit and read older posts. Also enjoy the video that comes with the updat...

Okay, I've said that I don't want to repeat myself, but damn I can't. Okay, look I'm just going to say a few words and let you with a nice documentary that will blow your fucking heads. So clear about 45 minutes of your day and enjoy this rant. So once upon a time there was a cunt, his name was Headinass. He was very stubborn and oh so gullible, it didn't matter if you had facts and proof. Mr. Headinass refused to think or accept anything but what he believed is true. So after many years of screaming like a douche and saying bullshit people got enough of him, and stapled his mouth. And the world went happily ever after without ever hearing again from Mr. Headinass. The End.

We're totally fucked. The story is that some guys invented the four dimensional printer. Yes, you read that right, Science World had a recent article which said that some science guys invented a printer that prints a fourth dimension. WTF?! Let me get this straight you want to tell me that the top scientists that work in Geneva that tried to redo the big bang and failed, are worst scientists than some random dudes that somehow brought a fourth dimension to a three dimension world? This starts to sound like an odd Ed, Edd and Eddy episode or even a weird Dexter's laboratory episode.  My other question is...How the fuck didn't the whole universe just explode? I mean, time travel isn't really possible and even if it was, the universe would explode. But why didn't explode already from another dimension in a 3 dimension reality. Well, it might be true that our eyes could be limited and maybe we can't see the fourth dimension. But, if there is no forth dimen...

(Note: Do not forget later today chapter three will be released,but until then let's smile) Why clapping/applauding is the saddest thing ever. Let's start with the act of high-five. High five is a act of smashing your hand with someone's other hand, in celebration of an effort completed as a couple .(<---- Please, do click on those words) So as a matter of fact a high five could be a total random thing or a celebration and it is always fun. Well, not really always, because there are wrong times to use the high five or down low.  Like these ones: Demanding a high five from a person that's choking Trying to high five someone that just got dumped/divorced. Doing this: When a doctor fails a surgery  At a funeral, well unless you're a villain and the one in the coffin is your archenemy  Now, what is clapping/applauding? It's a series of self high fives, fast or slow paced, for others people achievements that you had nothing or little ...

Marijuana is legalized faster and faster through out the world and of course people are dying for it. How do people die from marijuana? Well you could die because of marijuana if a even a 10 kilogram bag falls on your head. It might crush your head and kill you. Making a ball of marijuana and trying to eat it and choke on it. You stumble upon a serial killer named Marijuana Getting hit by a drunk that delivers marijuana Slipping on a marijuana baggie on ice down a block breaking everything that is bone in your body. Running to pick up your prescription for marijuana and fall down a drain  Stuck marijuana in your ears(this won't kill you) Inject marijuana in your veins Smoke 5143 bowls of marijuana under 15 minutes(it's impossible,try it) Replace your marijuana with shotgun shells Do what Cartman did on south park.(it won't kill you,but you'll have a great story) Put marijuana in your nose and push it deep with the shotgun by pushing the trigger (shotgun...

I am proud to present a new segment on this blog. Just like Top Ten post  and the You're special post  there will be two or three times a week, rant post in between the more idea filled and opinionated posts.Of course they will be shorter, filthier, dirty minded and not for every one. So please enjoy. How to win an argument on the internet in ten easy steps. Step number one Never accept criticism and if you see that you're losing the argument tell him you fucked his sister or mother. Step number two If someone comes with an idea you were to "busy" to think of, and you want to discredit him. Intimidate him by tell him that his a well mannered man with good taste in fashion and liking into penises that will surely discourage him. Step number three Always tell the stranger you're arguing with that you actually know him,even though you have no idea who he is. And that he's just like those sony or apple(but come on apple people are pretty stupid) people....

This are the Top tens we couldn't live without: Number 10 A top ten about out outrageous thing some "celebrities" did,because we can't live our pathetic lives without knowing what a "celebrity" ate,did,smoked,said. Number 9 Top ten signs that your significant other is cheating on you. Because how would we know otherwise that our partner is cheating on us? Number 8 Top ten ways to lose weight. If it worked for the editor it might just work for you,because you're the same type of body with the same type of mechanism. Number 7 Top ten things you should know before getting into a surgery.What does a life time of work compare to when it comes to the experience of one single person when it comes to procedures. Number 6 Top ten things that a religious figure said and you should live by. Because sometimes wrong is right and what   was more then 2000 years still applies today. Number 5 A great top ten about how to make someone like you. I...