A 2 for 1 Special Rant
1. One random day you were born in this beautiful world and someone told you that day is special. Well they lied it's a Tuesday. Besides ladies, stop lying, you aren't 21 anymore you are 32. And saying that you are 32 years young just makes you look like an insecure, afraid to die alone bitch. And another think, those 300 facebook friends that just wrote on your wall "happy birthday" don't even give a shit, their only intention is to make you write them back on their birthday. Thanking some assholes that are your "friends" because they took 2 fucking seconds to write happy birthday, just makes you look like a pretentious self-absorbed asshole, so don't bother doing shit like that when no one even cares. If you think that you're so special that you have to party 3 days and nights in a row, you are either delusional or suicidal but both in denial. No one in their right mind things that they should celebrate that much, even the Kim Jong-Un doesn