A 2 for 1 Special Rant
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One random day you were born in this beautiful world and someone told you that day is special. Well they lied it's a Tuesday. Besides ladies, stop lying, you aren't 21 anymore you are 32. And saying that you are 32 years young just makes you look like an insecure, afraid to die alone bitch. And another think, those 300 facebook friends that just wrote on your wall "happy birthday" don't even give a shit, their only intention is to make you write them back on their birthday. Thanking some assholes that are your "friends" because they took 2 fucking seconds to write happy birthday, just makes you look like a pretentious self-absorbed asshole, so don't bother doing shit like that when no one even cares. If you think that you're so special that you have to party 3 days and nights in a row, you are either delusional or suicidal but both in denial. No one in their right mind things that they should celebrate that much, even the Kim Jong-Un doesn't celebrate his birthdays for 3 days and nights, and his the biggest self absorbed asshole in this world, next to Putin. And women another thing, if you can't afford the expectations you want for your birthday gift from your husband, don't ask for it, because it shows shows how much of a material whore you really are.
2.
If you are 20 years old and think that you will have a functioning healthy relationship, probably you're single. Because the only thing you will get in your 20 is awesome (if you're a guy)/awful (if you're a girl) sex. As a guy the only things he needs for him to be with someone is casual sex and no pressure.And gals, if you're going in a relationship with a guy just to change him and try to make him fall for you I have to tell you something: "You're stupid, so very very stupid.". Starting a relationship with a guy to change him is like trying to stop the train by jumping in front of him while the trains is at full speed, you will be wrecked. I mean used as a sex doll and left with no dignity or pride and tossed after you get to bitchy. So next time you want a bad boy, you would also might reconsider, since you live in the real world not some romance novel. Thinking that your boyfriend would stop masturbating because now he's with you, you are delusional. Unless you have sex 3-4 times a day 6 days a week, then you are sucking him dry and he can't. Anything more then him knowing your birthday, is useless if you want to force him to learn, and even so you must be impressed that he knows. And guys, well, there's nothing you can tell a guy between 20 and 26 years old, their assholes usually.
One random day you were born in this beautiful world and someone told you that day is special. Well they lied it's a Tuesday. Besides ladies, stop lying, you aren't 21 anymore you are 32. And saying that you are 32 years young just makes you look like an insecure, afraid to die alone bitch. And another think, those 300 facebook friends that just wrote on your wall "happy birthday" don't even give a shit, their only intention is to make you write them back on their birthday. Thanking some assholes that are your "friends" because they took 2 fucking seconds to write happy birthday, just makes you look like a pretentious self-absorbed asshole, so don't bother doing shit like that when no one even cares. If you think that you're so special that you have to party 3 days and nights in a row, you are either delusional or suicidal but both in denial. No one in their right mind things that they should celebrate that much, even the Kim Jong-Un doesn't celebrate his birthdays for 3 days and nights, and his the biggest self absorbed asshole in this world, next to Putin. And women another thing, if you can't afford the expectations you want for your birthday gift from your husband, don't ask for it, because it shows shows how much of a material whore you really are.
2.
If you are 20 years old and think that you will have a functioning healthy relationship, probably you're single. Because the only thing you will get in your 20 is awesome (if you're a guy)/awful (if you're a girl) sex. As a guy the only things he needs for him to be with someone is casual sex and no pressure.And gals, if you're going in a relationship with a guy just to change him and try to make him fall for you I have to tell you something: "You're stupid, so very very stupid.". Starting a relationship with a guy to change him is like trying to stop the train by jumping in front of him while the trains is at full speed, you will be wrecked. I mean used as a sex doll and left with no dignity or pride and tossed after you get to bitchy. So next time you want a bad boy, you would also might reconsider, since you live in the real world not some romance novel. Thinking that your boyfriend would stop masturbating because now he's with you, you are delusional. Unless you have sex 3-4 times a day 6 days a week, then you are sucking him dry and he can't. Anything more then him knowing your birthday, is useless if you want to force him to learn, and even so you must be impressed that he knows. And guys, well, there's nothing you can tell a guy between 20 and 26 years old, their assholes usually.
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