How to win an argument on the internet
I am proud to present a new segment on this blog. Just like Top Ten post and the You're special post there will be two or three times a week, rant post in between the more idea filled and opinionated posts.Of course they will be shorter, filthier, dirty minded and not for every one. So please enjoy.
How to win an argument on the internet in ten easy steps.
Step number one
Never accept criticism and if you see that you're losing the argument tell him you fucked his sister or mother.
Step number two
If someone comes with an idea you were to "busy" to think of, and you want to discredit him. Intimidate him by tell him that his a well mannered man with good taste in fashion and liking into penises that will surely discourage him.
Step number three
Always tell the stranger you're arguing with that you actually know him,even though you have no idea who he is. And that he's just like those sony or apple(but come on apple people are pretty stupid) people.
Step number four
If you encounter a girl will actual intellect and rationality always tell her "tits or gtfo", that will prove it.
Step number five
Never mind googling facts and proof for your argument, what the fuck does the guy with a phD and 10 years of study in the domain know about his domain,right?
Step number six
If you're losing the argument always try to start a thread,troll or use memes to get out of it. Because you were trolling the whole time,right? Of course you were.
Step number seven
Always use CAPS LOCK AND SCREAM, because that will make you point more valid and truthful.
Step number eight
Always use the word fuck after every fucking word, because how the fuck would he know that you are fucking serious about fucking being right for fucks sake.
Step number nine
Always search for grammatical errors in posts,comments, that will show him that his argument is invalid.
Step number ten
If you read this it means you already lost every argument you were in since you could talk. You're a shame to the internet.
How to win an argument on the internet in ten easy steps.
Step number one
Never accept criticism and if you see that you're losing the argument tell him you fucked his sister or mother.
Step number two
If someone comes with an idea you were to "busy" to think of, and you want to discredit him. Intimidate him by tell him that his a well mannered man with good taste in fashion and liking into penises that will surely discourage him.
Step number three
Always tell the stranger you're arguing with that you actually know him,even though you have no idea who he is. And that he's just like those sony or apple(but come on apple people are pretty stupid) people.
Step number four
If you encounter a girl will actual intellect and rationality always tell her "tits or gtfo", that will prove it.
Step number five
Never mind googling facts and proof for your argument, what the fuck does the guy with a phD and 10 years of study in the domain know about his domain,right?
Step number six
If you're losing the argument always try to start a thread,troll or use memes to get out of it. Because you were trolling the whole time,right? Of course you were.
Step number seven
Always use CAPS LOCK AND SCREAM, because that will make you point more valid and truthful.
Step number eight
Always use the word fuck after every fucking word, because how the fuck would he know that you are fucking serious about fucking being right for fucks sake.
Step number nine
Always search for grammatical errors in posts,comments, that will show him that his argument is invalid.
Step number ten
If you read this it means you already lost every argument you were in since you could talk. You're a shame to the internet.
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