How Marijuana Can Kill You

Marijuana is legalized faster and faster through out the world and of course people are dying for it.

How do people die from marijuana?

Well you could die because of marijuana if a even a 10 kilogram bag falls on your head. It might crush your head and kill you.
Making a ball of marijuana and trying to eat it and choke on it.
You stumble upon a serial killer named Marijuana
Getting hit by a drunk that delivers marijuana
Slipping on a marijuana baggie on ice down a block breaking everything that is bone in your body.
Running to pick up your prescription for marijuana and fall down a drain
Stuck marijuana in your ears(this won't kill you)
Inject marijuana in your veins
Smoke 5143 bowls of marijuana under 15 minutes(it's impossible,try it)
Replace your marijuana with shotgun shells
Do what Cartman did on south park.(it won't kill you,but you'll have a great story)
Put marijuana in your nose and push it deep with the shotgun by pushing the trigger (shotgun must be loaded or otherwise it's useless)
Try smoking marijuana near a gas tank filled in a very hot day or in a Zoolander gas fight style

How not to die from marijuana:

Hope you enjoyed my advice. And as always stay fly.(man that was so 80's)

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