A bloggers rant
OH dear Google, you really went full evil, didn't you?
Google the site that enslaved human kind, you genius bastards. You are the biggest search engine, biggest video and entertaining platform and you love fucking with those that love you. Since you surprised the world in 2006 by buying Youtube.com, grew bigger and stronger. You helped to revolutionize the internet and especially the video entertainment, you gave chances to those in need, those small but good enough to do what they love. In 2009 you launched Android and entered the smartphone business, which grew so big it outshines every OS there is for smartphones. A year later you launched Google +, a new social media platform which was too damn hard to understand for any human kind. In those years you also bought and raised, this...Blogger. A new way for people to write and express their thoughts and helped talented writers and photographers, painters and artists to show case their talents.
But you wanted change in the last three years, you started to fiddle with Youtube and change the looks of it any 6 months, until today...which is totally fucking confusing. You first forced us in 2011 to change and make new emails to log into our Youtube accounts, you forged gmail down on us. Then screwed up the fastest internet browser there was, now it takes 500 MB of RAM to run three fucking tabs and those pretty poorly. You screwed even your main thing, Google.com for a while, until you fixed it. You screwed up so many things. One of them being forcing Google + after gmail to be directly linked to Youtube, I mean god damn it. You changed the comment section which is now a fucking endless pit of spoilers, racism, hate and stupidity.
But now you fucked yourself truly, deeply, madly, after gmail crashed, Youtube didn't wasn't good enough. People couldn't properly view a video, it froze, even the live shows and the comment section on the live podcast and shows froze once too often. We had to refresh so many times, just to watch a one minute video. And don't get me started on the god damn ads that were loading at the speed of light, but the videos were uploading like snails. But now you fucked the bloggers, I have more likes on my posts then views, even tough there are ten times the people that view my posts. How is this even possible? Did you really hire monkeys to do this? Or...Why are you letting your interns fuck everything you did until now? How stupid can you be? Let's not mention the fact that the dynamic view doesn't even work on smartphones and tablets.
Love,
Every fucking one.
Google the site that enslaved human kind, you genius bastards. You are the biggest search engine, biggest video and entertaining platform and you love fucking with those that love you. Since you surprised the world in 2006 by buying Youtube.com, grew bigger and stronger. You helped to revolutionize the internet and especially the video entertainment, you gave chances to those in need, those small but good enough to do what they love. In 2009 you launched Android and entered the smartphone business, which grew so big it outshines every OS there is for smartphones. A year later you launched Google +, a new social media platform which was too damn hard to understand for any human kind. In those years you also bought and raised, this...Blogger. A new way for people to write and express their thoughts and helped talented writers and photographers, painters and artists to show case their talents.
But you wanted change in the last three years, you started to fiddle with Youtube and change the looks of it any 6 months, until today...which is totally fucking confusing. You first forced us in 2011 to change and make new emails to log into our Youtube accounts, you forged gmail down on us. Then screwed up the fastest internet browser there was, now it takes 500 MB of RAM to run three fucking tabs and those pretty poorly. You screwed even your main thing, Google.com for a while, until you fixed it. You screwed up so many things. One of them being forcing Google + after gmail to be directly linked to Youtube, I mean god damn it. You changed the comment section which is now a fucking endless pit of spoilers, racism, hate and stupidity.
But now you fucked yourself truly, deeply, madly, after gmail crashed, Youtube didn't wasn't good enough. People couldn't properly view a video, it froze, even the live shows and the comment section on the live podcast and shows froze once too often. We had to refresh so many times, just to watch a one minute video. And don't get me started on the god damn ads that were loading at the speed of light, but the videos were uploading like snails. But now you fucked the bloggers, I have more likes on my posts then views, even tough there are ten times the people that view my posts. How is this even possible? Did you really hire monkeys to do this? Or...Why are you letting your interns fuck everything you did until now? How stupid can you be? Let's not mention the fact that the dynamic view doesn't even work on smartphones and tablets.
Love,
Every fucking one.
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