Saddest thing ever

(Note: Do not forget later today chapter three will be released,but until then let's smile)

Why clapping/applauding is the saddest thing ever.

Let's start with the act of high-five. High five is a act of smashing your hand with someone's other hand, in celebration of an effort completed as a couple.(<---- Please, do click on those words) So as a matter of fact a high five could be a total random thing or a celebration and it is always fun. Well, not really always, because there are wrong times to use the high five or down low. 

Like these ones:

• Demanding a high five from a person that's choking
• Trying to high five someone that just got dumped/divorced.
• Doing this:

• When a doctor fails a surgery 
• At a funeral, well unless you're a villain and the one in the coffin is your archenemy 

Now, what is clapping/applauding? It's a series of self high fives, fast or slow paced, for others people achievements that you had nothing or little to do with. Just like the high five this is a sign of excitement and celebration. The only difference is that you do it alone, in public or in private, it's always good to express the way you feel and are. But not always, here are some example of when not the self high five yourself:

• When you kick a cat, it's not cool, man, you're one sick fuck if you do this.
• When you beat a dog, what the fuck is wrong with you, asshole?
• After you watched porn, not cool buddy, not cool.
• After you had sex, not cool, who am I kidding... HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
• After you killed someone, meh, whatever.

And why is it the saddest thing we can do? Well, it's because just like masturbating while watching porn, you're doing it to yourself watching others do what you want to do.